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September 22, 2006

Ik heb deze week veel verschillende mensen ontmoet
Sommigen zijn eikels, sommige verwaand, sommige zijn radeloos, sommige zijn gek, sommige zijn dom. Over het algemeen, ze zijn allemaal achterlijk.

- only my cousin (Michael Schuiling aka tiki)and i knew what this means…or anybody who understands dutch. can’t use google or babelfish on this.

 been out for days…had no time bloggin mainly because i was confused about things i do not know.

there’s this funny thing that happened tonight. Jonana ( my pm leader) asked me to call this number 800-274-2020- . she said a general manager in certain hotel she spoke with gave her this number when she asked their isp’s(bellsouth) hotline.

her face looked like a baby almost wanted to cry.. so i called the hotline , and there’s a sexy music in the background..

then i heard somebody talking in a very sexy,horny voice:

“hi baby this i ****  and tooot…  the hottest  party line in the states where you can get horny talking to…yadeeyaadaa.. “

!0_o!  Damn that perv general manager!

lawl.

 i think i really need a brain check.

i introduced this site ( eatbabies.com) to my friends and colleagues and they all said that i’m a potential psycho. i find the site amusing. don’t get me wrong i love babies. i probably gonna make one next yr or the year after..lawl.

 here’s one good recipe i like.

Bab-B-Q Torso:

Ingredients:
1 Fresh Baby
1 Onion
Bar-B-Q Rub
Delicious Bar-B-Q Sauce
Jack Daniels

Prepare baby by cutting up middle of torso with kitchen shears. Save the fat head for gravy. Rub Baby torso down with delicious Rub Cook over Grill until no longer pink while basting with delicious sauce. I recommend Stubs (Lady and Gentlemen, I am a cook”) and Jack Daniels When No longer pink, put Torso in steel pan, cover with aluminum foil and cool at 250 degrees for 1 hour.

Serve piping hot with whiskey.

- Recipe submitted by Fatty Mcbutterpants

to all real psychos out there reading this. please don’t try this at home!

 

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